What the Fuck are you doing here ??

Its a joke, this is a Bike Website, professionally designed by "Sol'U'Web ? Does it look like its professionally designed by anyone? And what are you doing wasting your time clicking on that little icon at the bottom of the page for anyway? There are no pictures of tits here (yes unless you count the one at the bottom of the page). I always wondered what sort of sad person clicked on those links out of pure boredom, to finding out more information on the company that designed the site, I mean if you were that bored then site you were must have been crap (oh hang on what are you here for then ? surely you don't think that this website is crap?...Oh you do,do you ?...Well piss off then its people like you that get right on my tits, don't have their own intelligence to create their own site, but are quick to have a go at others).

Still here then ? Why I've already explained that this is a joke & I'm not really interested in doing websites for other people that can't be arsed figuring it out for themselves, I don't have interesting business promotion strategies, discounts for large commerce sites, a web portfolio. I'm just one guy sitting at home in his spare time doing this crap to promote the Perverts In Leather Rally Club's , Fetish Fun & Frolics Rallies, I'm not interested in monetary gain( well that's a lie if you are interested in making a donation to me personally then please feel free E-Mail me, or if you do happen to meet me at a rally please feel free to get me a drink in, its a coke if you don't mind).

Still here God T.V. must be slow tonight, well you must want to know a little bit more about me then...Okay my name is Phil, as you may have twigged on by now I am a member of the Perverts In Leather Rally Club, a strange little bike club with a passion for Fetish wear, and a unhealthy interest in a small cartoon character, that was created in the forties. I was born in Stockport a place in Manchester with all the dazzle and razzmatazz of Bognor Regis out of season( no disrespect to the people that still live there, but I used to have to endure that place for holidays when I was a wee child, & it sucks), I came to being in 1971, which means I'm still too young for a mid-life crisis, but old enough to worry about it coming sooner than later, I'm an Aquarian with a.......see now your bored....go on then piss of back to looking at the pictures then, you bastards are all the same pretend to be interested in me...no its too late now to apologize.