Fetish Fun & Frolics Rally Site Market Research Please Read

We are in the throws of seeing if people actually read all this dribble that I enforce on you & also to see if you take in what you are reading, so in the sake of scientifically research can you try to remember the following instructions :-

At sometime over the weekend of our rally (that is if you are attending, if not then why not?), can you please try to seek me out, I normally wearing a top hat, either trying to sell rally merchandise, taking incriminating photos, or running around shouting things such as" what the fuck are you asking me for?it's nothing to do with me ! Go see Scouse he's sorting that out." when you have managed to find me or a least someone similar, please approach carefully with a can of coke in your hand (or a glass if you cant get hold of a can but you should be able to get one from Sweetie Mum who will be in attendance at the rally), and do the following.

     (1) Put your arm around me saying "Calm down Phil, everything seems to be going just fine, here have a drink mate"

     (2) Then proceed to pass me the drink saying "By the way, I just like to tell you that you are not wasting your time on the website I read all that crap stuff, and it kinda makes sense to me".

     (3) Then give us a few moments to have a drink, then for it to finally dawn on me that you are just following instructions from this website.

     (4) Then please don't be offended when I say something along the lines of "Jesus I didn't think that would work, you people are so gullible."

     (5) Then say the following phrase out loud " you ungrateful little shit !" whilst I run off shouting " Result !! I got another free drink, I must try that again for next year. "

Should you feel that you will not be able to remember all the instructions, please note that under the guide lines of this research you are able to print off this page and use it as a reference. This may sound to you that I'm abusing my position....to be quite honest it seemed a bit dodgy to me as well, but I assure you that I am following new European guidelines set out for this type of market research.

Dallas Public Library Texas Web Hit Research

This wont mean a lot to anyone else out there but I get a lot of hits from Dallas. Texas, public library, and I was just wondering who you was & what were you originally looking for. Please feel free to e-mail or just leave a message on our guestbook, also if you get my strange English humour, its just that no-one gets it over here either. Thanks for your time and don't forget your in a Library try to keep the noise down a bit.